Loaded Doritos from 7-Eleven.
I need you to fully understand this phenomenon.
It comes from the gas station, which we all know is the best place to buy quality food here in 'Merica.
It's deep fried cheese. Because, cheese.
It's deep fried cheese covered in crushed up chip crumbs.
Not just any crushed up chip crumbs, but Nacho Cheese Dorito crumbs.
Do you get it yet?
The. Most. American. Food. Ever.
Go on, call up your cardiologist and order a batch of these Loaded Dorito Bites. While we're at it, why not supersize your order with a large fry and beergarita? Because this is America and we can.
Honestly, these things were pretty good. Because, yaknow, cheese. And Doritos. And cheese. They were a little skimpy on overall Doritoness, but other than that, a pretty tasty example of all that fried cheese can be.
These come in packages of four for $2, and other than their blatant lack of Dorito Dust, they're pretty alright.
Tell me, what's the last thing you ate from the gas station? Was it deep fried cheese? Please tell me it was deep fried cheese. I like cheese.
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