Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Vegan on a Budget: How Much Does Protein Cost?

Last year, I captured my first month of shopping and eating on food stamps. At the time, I was experiencing a lot of fear and anxiety about grocery shopping, and those feelings resurfaced a few months ago when most of us lost access to our food stamps during the government shutdown -- yay fascism. These days, though, I feel like a SNAP shopping pro.

Whether you're shopping with food stamps or just feeling the squeeze on your grocery budget, I hope this information will help you feel empowered in the choices you're making to feed your face in these trying times.

 

In this post, I'm comparing prices from three grocery stores: Aldi, Walmart, and Kroger. I don't live near a Kroger, but the Internet assures me that lots of other people leave near Krogers, so I'm throwing them into the mix anyway. In most cases, brands vary, but I made my best effort to ensure products were as comparable as possible. This post reflects the regular sticker price (no sales or coupons) available to me in Virginia in March 2026. Your mileage may vary; I wish you the best.

Let's start with beans, since we already know they're the queen of cheap eats. Black beans, dry, in a bag, only cost 1.4 cents per gram of protein. If you, like me, can't be bothered to deal with dry beans, don't fret. Canned beans cost less than a nickle per gram of protein -- 4.7 cents for fancy-pants organic lentils, to be exact.

 

I know a can of beans doesn't look like food most of the time. And that's because it's not; it's an ingredient. You deserve food that tastes good, no matter how broke you are, and beans by themselves do not taste good. It's not you, it's them. Try a zingy black bean dip or chickpea salad.

You know what does look like food? Mac and cheese. That's why my favorite way to get protein is with pasta. Stay with me now. The Barilla Protein+ pasta has 10g of protein per 2oz serving. That's more protein per serving than garbanzo beans. You're welcome.

Even if you don't spring for the Barilla Protein+ or something like a Banza pasta alternative, normal, cheap-as-dirt, whole wheat pasta is still a solid source of protein and it's at a price point similar to beans.

You know what goes good with pasta? Peanut sauce. Toss in some veggies and you have a meal that looks healthy and responsible but tastes like takeout. And for only two cents per gram of protein, peanut butter is one of the most cost effective and tasty ways to fill out your diet.

Keep in mind that nuts and nut butters can have wildly different prices when sourced at different stores and in different quantities. If the price you see feels too high, look elsewhere or wait for a sale.

Speaking of things that feel expensive, let's talk about meat replacements. I assumed that anything with a brand name on it was going to be unattainable when money got tight. After crunching the numbers, though, I found that keeping a stash of frozen "meats" on hand was well worth it for me. 

The Morning Star Grillers Crumbles have been my go-to for many years now, and I was thrilled to realize they were a pretty cheap staple, at less than $1 per serving. The other vegan meats I checked were a bit more expensive, but still reasonable, especially if you catch them on sale or stretch them out with other protein-packed ingredients.

I would be remiss if I spent a whole post talking about vegan protein and left out tofu.

Tofu is not my favorite ingredient, nor is it the cheapest way to get your protein, but it is extremely versatile and worth having in your culinary arsenal. Nora Cooks has a good marinade with Asian vibes and It Doesn't Taste Like Chicken has a solid taco filling recipe. You can even hide tofu in junk food, like French Onion Dip.

Before we go, let's do a quick-fire roundup of what we learned. The cheapest protein-per-penny is dry black beans at 69g per $1. The most expensive protein is Impossible Beef at 6g per $1. Peanut butter has the lowest cost per serving, at 9 servings per $1 (if you don't eat peanuts, remember that almond butter is significantly cheaper at Aldi). And last but not least: Pasta is your secret weapon for affordable protein.

If you're experiencing any kind of food insecurity, please lean on community resources. Feeding America makes free food available across the country. If you qualify for SNAP, reach out to your local social services office to sign up. You can also join the wait list for Full Cart grocery deliveries if you see your situation persisting long-term. 

Do you have any other protein-packed budget tips? Share them in the comments! 

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Utz Lemonade Potato Chip Review

You know the old saying: When life gives you lemons, make potato chips.

Life sure has given me a lot of lemons lately, so imagine my surprise when I saw these Utz lemonade-flavored potato chips. Initially, I thought I must have misread the bag. But as I careened toward the cardboard chip stand, my vision was validated. These are indeed lemonade potato chips.

What a time to be alive.

These limited edition chips are made in partnership with Alex's Lemonade Stand, a non-profit that funds children's cancer research and provides support to families facing a kid's cancer fight. I was especially touched to discover that Alex's Lemonade Stand has specific programs to support siblings of patients. For every bag of lemonade chips sold, Utz will donate $0.09, with a target of $25,000. (That's 278,000 bags, btw.)

Before I opened the bag, I had some thoughts about these chips. First thought was "wtf? Beverage flavored snacks?" Second thought was "I like lemonade with salty things." Then the third thought came from the deep recesses of my brain. When I was just a wee foodie, I tried to make homemade potato chips. I decided against using Mrs Dash Garlic & Herb seasoning on them and opted instead for the only other flavored dust at my disposal: lime Kool-Aid powder.

You guys, they weren't actually that bad.

Don't get me wrong, they were fully terrible -- soggy, chewy, unsalted -- but I couldn't stop eating them. Sometimes a girl just needs a citric acid fix, yaknow?

Needless to say, I had mixed feelings about tasting these chips. I still have mixed feelings about these chips.

 
They are a perfectly passable potato chip -- thin, crispy, salty, potato-y. But then they get weird. Instead of the lemonade flavor leaning into a sour/tangy/pucker-worthy lemon, it leans sweet. But not sweet enough to stop being a salty snack.

It's kinda like if someone ate an amazing piece of lemon cake with a thick glaze, then handed you the leftover paper plate to eat your potato chips off of.

My conclusion: Do not put your money where your mouth is. If you want to support cancer research, donate $5 to St Jude. If you also want to eat weird potato chips, get some Kool-Aid packets and become a mad scientist. But unless your curiosity is otherwise insatiable, skip the chip this time around. 

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Week 4 of Eating Vegan on Food Stamps

New week, new meal plan! We're trying a different format this week, but fear not, this is still a continuation of our adventures with food stamps.

This week, I wanted to use up some of the things lingering in my fridge -- including some expired tempeh and tofu. 

Here's the menu I came up with. You'll be happy to know I mostly stuck to it, with the exception of accidentally making potatoes on Tuesday and ziti on Wednesday. Don't worry, I survived.


Now, on to the grocery haul!


 

At Aldi, I got two bags of cranberry almond granola ($2.49 each) and a 12-pack of blackberry seltzer ($3.99) for a total of $8.97.

At Walmart, I got:

Rigatoni - $0.98
Spaghetti Sauce - $1.67 each
Spinach - $1.98
Chickpeas - $0.86 each
Pretzels - $2.34
Potato Chips - $1.98
Hamburger Buns - $1.46
Soy Sauce - $1.58
Taco Sauce - $1.98
Cheddar Cheese - $3.97
French Fries - $2.98
Green Beans - $1.97
Tomatoes - $1.48
Red Bell Pepper - $1.48
Sauerkraut - $2.42

My total at Walmart was $31.39, bringing my weekly total to $40.36.

A word on potatoes: I could have bought my own potatoes and made my own fries, and chips, and baked potatoes, but my roommate was sharing some of my meals with me, so he contributed potatoes (and bought me takeout on Thursday).

After grocery shopping, I made pizza for dinner using a pre-made crust that had been hanging around. I topped it with some frozen bell pepper and onions.


For vegan BLTs, I marinated a batch of tempeh using a recipe I found online ten zillion years ago. I thought it was from PETA, but three seconds of Googling didn't help me find it, so I'll copy it for you here:

Stir together 1/4 cup olive oil, 1/4 cup maple syrup, 1/2 tsp smoky paprika, 1/2 tsp cayenne, 1/2 tsp black pepper, and salt to taste. Slice the tempeh and marinate until ready to cook. Pan fry until crispy.


My favorite part of this week's meal plan was the tofu-based onion dip that I failed to photograph. But you know what dip looks like. Use your imagination. 

Onion dip is the basis of Lauren Toyota's loaded baked potato recipe in this cookbook. You add onion dip and cheddar cheese to the innards of your baked potatoes, restuff them, and broil them to perfection. I promise, they taste much, much better than mine look. Plus, you end up with half the batch of dip left over for general munching.


I also failed to photograph my baked ziti, but you remember that from last time

On Thursday, I had Chipotle. My standard order: Burrito bowl with sofritas, brown rice, black beans, fajita veggies, mild salsa, salsa verde, and chips on the side. 

On Friday, I made the peanut pasta recipe from Vegan Comfort Classics. I make mine with green beans instead of snow peas because they're almost always in my freezer already.


On Saturday, I had sloppy joes with Morning Star crumbles and some Banza pasta with frozen nacho cheese sauce.


Spoiler alert: Next week is going to be a weird one, so be sure to come back soon!

Sunday, March 23, 2025

What I Ate on Food Stamps: Week 3

If you missed this week's grocery haul, be sure to click here and see what we were working with.

Before we get into what I ate, I'd like to take a moment to rant about bread. 

I love bread as much as the next guy -- probably more, if we're being honest -- but seeing as how I am only one person, when I buy a loaf of bread, I have to plan my entire week around that loaf of bread. One person eating 20 units of the exact same thing in seven days is no easy feat. Think about it. Eggs are sold in increments of six because a reasonable human being could eat one thing six times in seven days (especially if two or three of them were hidden in, say, brownies). Plenty of perishables are sold in sixes (beer), eights (burger buns), tens (sliced cheese), even dozens (doughnuts). But only sliced bread is like "Oh, you'd like some toast? How about nineteen more?" It's ridiculous. In fact, I'd like to propose a friend-finder or dating app that syncs with your grocery list to minimize food waste. Imagine it! You could get a phone notification that's like "Sam is also buying paprika. Would you like to meet?" It's the future, people! You saw it here first.

Anywho.

Here's what my bread-having butt ate this week.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Shopping with Food Stamps: Week 3

Virginia is finally ready for spring! Don't say it too loud -- you might scare it away. But I am happy to report that we have emerged from the frigid temperatures and knock-you-on-your-ass winds and are starting to see the first signs of spring.

I even slept with my windows open. 

Something about the fresh air put me in the mood for bright flavors and aromatic herbs. I didn't realize until I got home that half the stuff I bought was green.

Here's my haul:


Wednesday, March 19, 2025

What I Ate on Food Stamps: Week 2

I'm not going to lie, this week was HARD. Not specifically food-wise, but life-wise. Between me, my roommate, and the dog, we had eight doctor's appointments. EIGHT! Six of those were mine. We're not going to talk about it.

Given the chaos and general sense of overwhelm, this week's meals were simple, repetitive, and heavy on mock-meats. You'll remember I recently found a sale on Morning Star Farms frozen proteins, plus I grabbed a bag of vegan meatballs at Aldi this week. 

 

Breakfasts

I had one bagel left from last week, so I ate that with peanut butter on Sunday. Then I switched to chocolate protein granola with soy milk. Some mornings I had coffee, some mornings I didn't bother. I definitely didn't bother to take pictures. Sorry about that.

 

Lunches

My lunches this week consisted of leftovers and "burgers" made with Morning Star chicken patties, Daiya cheese slices, and various condiments. You can't beat a meal that's ready to eat in two minutes or less.



  

Sunday

 

My friend treated me to Chinese food on Sunday since we had to reschedule our plans from the week before. I ordered broccoli in hot garlic sauce from one of the few restaurants in town that doesn't cook its rice in chicken broth. They also updated their menu, so I'm excited to see if they have more vegan options next time I go.

 

Monday

 

On Monday, I made spaghetti and meatballs and traded my roommate some of my pasta sauce for cabbage and kale salad. Super photogenic meal, right? I promise it tasted better than it looks.

 

Tuesday

 

I got caught in traffic on my way back from the doctor on Tuesday, so I zapped a chicken patty in the microwave and ate it with some leftover salad and tater tots.

 

Wednesday

 

Wednesday was my one "day off" this week, so I made homemade bread and zucchini garlic pasta. I also had a pack of Lightlife bacon in the fridge that was about to go bad, so I added the whole thing. In hindsight, half the package would have been plenty, but more bacon never hurt nobody. 


Thursday & Friday

 

Thursday was taco night and I ate the leftovers on Friday. Sometimes I splurge on the hard-and-soft taco kits because it lets me have variety without having to eat an entire 12-pack on my own. In the past, I've also set aside the bag of soft shells and used them for quesadillas another week. Single person life hacks!

 

Saturday 

At the culmination of this crazy week, I kept things easy and made more spaghetti and burger bun garlic bread -- slightly prettier this time.


 

I hope you're enjoy this vegan adventure through food stamps. Stick around to see what I eat next week! (Spoilers: It involves fresh herbs.)

Monday, March 17, 2025

Shopping With Food Stamps: Week 2

I knew this week was going to be hectic as hell, so before the chaos kicked in, I went to three different stores to procure provisions.

Aldi


I'll be honest, the primary reason I went to Aldi was to get vegan granola. It's a challenge to find granola without honey, but Aldi's Millville brand protein granola has two vegan flavors: Oat & Dark Chocolate and Cranberry Almond. I went for chocolate this week ($2.65).

While I was at Aldi, I also grabbed burger buns ($1.45), marinara sauce ($1.65), and frozen vegan meatballs ($5.15). 

I usually buy coffee at Aldi as well, because they have the most affordable fair trade beans I can find locally, but I knew there was a Trader Joes trip in my future, so I held off.

My total at Aldi was $13.55.

 

"Regular" Grocery Store

 

You've heard me lament about the prices at the grocery store near my house. Last week, they actually had some good sales. This week, not so much. Their ad was bragging about cabbage for $0.12/pound... but only if you spent $25. So I skipped the cabbage. Instead, I bought Daiya cheese slices (on sale for $3.99) and stocked up on Barilla Protein Pasta, which is usually $2.99 at this store or $2.52 at Walmart, but with the sale and a coupon, I snagged four boxes for $1.88 each.

My total at the grocery store was $11.49.

 

Walmart

Once again, I did the bulk of my shopping at Walmart. Your girl likes to eat, and your girl is living on a dime, so Walmart is our bread and butter.


At Walmart, I got:

Butter Sticks - $3.98

Tater Tots - $2.97

Hard & Soft Taco Kit - $2.98 after coupon

Tortilla Boat Taco Kit - $3.18 after coupon

Black Beans - $0.86

Canned Potatoes - $0.96

Canned Carrots - $0.67

Ketchup - $1.92

Zucchini - $1.37

My total at Walmart was $18.89 


Before my Trader Joes adventure, my weekly total was $43.93.

 

Trader Joe's

I had to go out of town for a doctor's appointment this week, so I rewarded myself with a stop at Trader Joe's. 

It's incredibly easy for me to get carried away at "fun" grocery stores like Trader Joe's and Wegmans, but given my budgetary constraints, I made my best effort to be practical this go-round. At Trader Joes, I snagged a big tin of coffee ($17), two bags of nutritional yeast ($3.50 each), some shallots, and two bags of rice cracker mix. 

I lost my receipt, but my total was $36.10. 

 

My weekly EBT spend came to $80.03.

Stay tuned to see what I ate with these groceries!